Tipper Gore ruined my childhood

When I was in junior high I wanted more than anything (except maybe Peter Whipple to ask me out) was a copy of Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik. But nooooo, my mother wouldn't let me get because it had the parental advisory warning on it. I never did get that album but I always thought I was missing out on something cool and today I'm listening to their new album and it sucks. There's some catchy songs but it's all formulaic and unendingly dull. They started the downward slide years ago but today I officially declare the Chili Peppers lame. Hang up the tube socks guys and try something new.